May Madness
Well here we are in the second full week of May and well Spring has fully sprung around here as of late and when I say sprung, I mean sprung boing bang splash and explode. Things are happening so fast that I am barely able to process it. It all began about two weeks ago when I packed Philip up and sent him to five cities in nine days with a few extra stops back in NYC and Pittsburgh while squeezing in IBS and a premier party at Tela for a new film about hairdressers. If anyone wants to know how to get your bosses personal things to all those cities, ask me and the aide de camp; who did the reservations. For instance; Jeffrey Reitz (Pelusi Creative Director) and Debbie Schilling of Demarc Studio and Sheri Hancock of Fine Bella and Christie Wilt of David Scott and Pam Nystrom and Teri Hunt of Season’s Salon and Spa in Kentucky and Philip and Pegi from Tela; all did IBS and well Louie and Brad and Jimmy who was a fan of a certain performance artist we know from the East Village scene in the mid nineties who now works for Pelusi in this very corporate headquarters (That blew our minds). Am I confusing you, good? You have to think fast and react fast to keep up with the likes of us. Pay attention, no one ever got anywhere looking out the damn window at what was passing by. Someone turned the big 50 and got to go out on their birthday with Deb Sherman and Ginny Pribanic - stop it. Did I say fly on the wall? I’m going to throw my self in the vee-shay-swa it can’t get any better. I feel like Joan Rivers here except the last time I got my face re-arranged was by an ex-con I was dating named Horst from Jersey. Stop it. This is all true. So we rocked International Beauty Show and I made some dresses that Jeffrey (can you believe it) actually helped me sew that didn’t quite make it on to the stage for some reason - probably being that Pegi from Tela can score more expensive free stuff than I can and did I mention a movie about hairdressers premiering at Tela (A real movie). And what is this something about Philip on THE TV as in national - like as millions of viewers TV as in more famous than God TV, who btw swears by Age De Phy Shampoo and Conditioner herself and who was heard saying, (Thunder clap) I knew about protein before Philip Pelusi. Do you want to argue with God? I thought not. So pay attention, May Madness is upon you!
Speed Secretary riding the P2 Racer